real compiled
languages.
maximum cat energy.
Meowademy teaches you esoteric programming languages that actually compile. Start with LolRust ~ real Rust under the hood, lolcat speak on top, the borrow checker rebranded as the No Touchie Checker.
YOUR .MEOW CODE
loading transpiler…OUTPUT
realrustc via play.rust-lang.org (hit run to see output)
TRANSPILED RUST
(waiting for ur meow)
NO TOUCHIE CHECKER
(no verdict yet)
This editor runs the actual lolrust → Rust transpiler in your browser via WebAssembly. Hit Run, see the real Rust.
Courses
One real course. Two pretend ones. We'll get there.
LolRust
16 lessonsReal Rust, in lolcat
Borrow checker rebranded as the No Touchie Checker. Compiles to native binaries. Yes, really.
LolPython
soon™PEP 8? more like PEP MEOW
Coming whenever a cat sits on the keyboard long enough.
BrainCat
soon™Brainfuck, but every symbol is a paw print
For when you need your code to be unreadable AND adorable.
Why Meowademy?
It's real
LolRust transpiles to actual Rust and compiles with rustc. The languages here are jokes, but the binaries aren't.
The checker is honest
The No Touchie Checker isn't a fake "✅ great job!" overlay. It runs the real transpiler in your browser and verifies the output structurally. You can't cheat the cat.
Built in browser
The whole transpiler ships as a 38KB WebAssembly module. No server round-trips. No accounts. No spinner.